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D.:.:.:ECLIPSE DAY OUT:.:.:.:.N bastard wasn't there,so we decided to
sit outside the hut.Two minutes later
Polaris had the idea that we should a black mariah (that's the vans that
do a few reports of Eclipse days out, our asshole police officers drive
so that you,our wonderful readers can around in! - PLRS) pulled up and we
get to know our personalities (and were arrested for loitering with in-
for Polaris to show off).(MEEP!-PLRS) tent. Luckily, Polaris has police
connections,(Yeah,I connect my foot 2
After a meeting on the Eclipse party their balls at an extreme velocity!!!
92, Gazzer, Polaris and myself (Arc), - PLRS) so we weren't taken in.We el-
having each consumed 1-2 pints of ected to fuck off immediately, and
Harp Lager (No,I think I drank only 2 were half way down the road when we
pints and was fine, but Arc actually saw a lone figure carrying a bag.
only stole about one fifth of a pint Polaris immediately recognised him as
from me and was pissed for hours!!!!! Creed,and legged it after him.
- Polaris) decided to walk out to
Ballsbridge to visit Creed (Turn n' He kindly invited us into his hut,
Burn etc. ) where he was working as a except there was only room for him
security guard (i.e. paid to sit in a and a small matchbox. Being bored, we
little hut and read Dragonlance (TM) went up to check the roof (in case
books).After an hour's walk we event- any terrorists were trying to hang
ually arrived at a hut which appeared glide off it). At this point things
to match Creed's description (accord- started to go horribly wierd. When we
ing to Polaris). Unfortunately, the reached the top Creed started babbl-
ing insanely about dragonlance books fact that the chimney was only twelve
(so no change there).Polaris sat down centimetres wide.At this point Gazzer
and went to sleep,and insisted on st- (remember him?) had gone insane due
aying there 'till morning because to rolling 6 above his SAN score on
"there are things in the lift and D100, and had rolled paranoia on the
they'll get me. They feed on diskzine indefinite insanity table. He kept
editors noooooo...... Help! Keep them turning around suddenly and then in-
away from me. Oh no it's the disk sisted that he goes home because his
formatter arrrgh! Nooo....... not the budgie might chew up his hard drive.
gopher no...please,stop. Urgh Antonia
I love you,don't leave me.." and con- I knew now that we had to get off the
tinued screaming. roof of that building. I ran inside
and pressed the elevator button. No-
Creed then stated that he was Batman thing.Then suddenly one of the ALIENS
and could fly,and subsequently jumped aliens burst out and attacked me with
off the top of the building. He would its extendable jaws. I dodged out of
have certainly died, had it not been the way just in time,and used a fork-
for the incredibly lucky placing of a lift truck to throw it off the side
rosebush which broke his fall. Later of the building. It's carcass burned
his blood test showed that he hadn't into the ground and reduced one of
taken any acid. Wierd. Meanwhile Pol- the cars to sludge. I grabbed Polaris
aris had tried to jump down a chim- and Gazzer, and despite their scream-
ney, claiming he was Santa Claus ing,managed to push them into the el-
(who?) but was luckily stopped by the avator. Just as we were in we heard a
slow metal grinding sound.The elavat- IRL and do lots of music, articles,
or cable was straining against the etc."
weight. I pushed the emergency stop
and we leaped out just as the lift At this point,he solved the puzzle. A
went crashing into the infinite bl- bright light shot out and a sort of
ackness of the lift shaft. Precisely doorway opened. A grey skinned indiv-
one minute later, we heard it smash idual in black robes with a lot of
into the ground. We all took a deep pins sticking out of his head stepped
breath and started the slow decent to out.
the ground floor. Suddenly we heard a
distant rumbling sound. The building "Come, Creed, we have so much to show
was collapsing.We ran down the stairs you," it said.
as the building finally collapsed af-
ter years of abuse. We shot out the I grabbed a handful of the pins in
door just as the foundations gave its head and threw them onto the
way.We were safe. nearby railway line.
"Hey,you bastard,do you know how long
We found Creed back in his hut,trying it takes to get those in every morn-
to solve some Rubiks cube type puzz- ing?",screamed Pinhead as he ran af-
le. ter the pins.
We ran until morning, and the next
"Well,Polaris,that was an interesting day, when we went back to see the pl-
day out. Now that I'm out of a job I ace by daylight we counldn't find it.
can devote more of my time to ECLIPSE All there was was a sign saying "Mon-
ty & Plonkett developers. Site for a
multi apartment block with luxury car
parks and all the trimmings.
Yibble on dudes!
Article by : ARC/ECLIPSE
Clipart by : PUNISHER/ECLIPSE